Smashing Time: A Blinker Blues Story

Dude, this traffic/road/street is bananas! Cars screaming everywhere, like a horrific ballet. And I'm stuck in the middle of it all, feeling like a vexed little gnome. Then/Suddenly/Out of nowhere, this jerk/idiot/fool behind me starts breathing down my neck. He's got his blinker on, but he's not making a move. It's like he's trying to intimidate/s

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The Hulk SMASHES Blinkers

Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, wanna know a secret? It's about those blinkers on your ride. You see, the Hulk, he gets kinda mad when they're on. He's like "Hulk smash!". See, he thinks they make his commute too lame. He wants to just rocket through traffic, no waitin' around for those pesky signals! So what can we do? Well, maybe we should attempt to buil

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